And because this is what I hear every time I say “eBay”, here’s Weird Al.
Pretend you have an iWatch with this thing that is in no way shape or form the new Apple Watch!
(via Dark Purple Boys Girls Students Teenagers Sports Gift Digital LED Wrist Watches | eBay)
From DallasNews.com, Jason Mraz showing that he knows what’s up.
Q: If you could choose anyone to sing a duet with, who would it be?
A: Weird Al Yankovic. I grew up really loving his music and laughing at his jokes. He came up on the radar a couple of weeks ago with a new album, and I was really touched at his ability to sustain. I think he has had a hit in the last four decades: the ’80s, ’90s, 2000s and the teens. There are only two other artists who have done that: Michael Jackson and Madonna.
DC Universe by Jim Lee
Jim Lee is so freakin’ talented. I wish the current comics coming from Marvel’s Distinguished Competition were more readable.
It’s true. #Neesonsploitation is now officially a genre all its own. Thank you johnrossbowie for pointing this out.
Wally is my spirit animal.
Also, read the comments, they’re funny and slightly insightful.
(via Dilbert comic strip for 08/23/2014 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.)
In case you forgot how many people are in China, check out the quote above. Here’s the source (Reuters). Keep in mind that those 790 million subscribers aren’t EVERYONE in China.
Whatever. It’s a lot of freakin’ people.
Why Are Nintendo Characters in This Chinese Smartphone Promo? [Update]
That’s Captain frickin’ Carrot.
Seriously. It is. (On the right. With the big “C”. And the carrot. And the rabbit ears. Because he’s a rabbit.)
Are they insane?
"Captain Carrot - as you’ve never seen him before!"
There’s a reason for that.
Because he’s CAPTAIN CARROT!
Why? I understand, you know, comic books, they do stuff like this. But of all the characters to “revamp”, why on Earth (Earth-2, 3, 4, 5, 387) would you go to Captain Carrot? Will the rest of the Amazing Zoo Crew also get the Grant Morrison treatment?
I’m eversoslightly tempted to pick this up just to see what the hell is going on. If they do “Dark Zoo Crew”, that’ll be… there are no words. Actually, there is one word. Stupid. It would be stupid.