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Ah, eBay.

Classic Men’s Gold Dial Skeleton Black Leather Mechanical Sport Army Wrist Watch

And because this is what I hear every time I say “eBay”, here’s Weird Al.

Pretend you have an iWatch with this thing that is in no way shape or form the new Apple Watch!
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Pretend you have an iWatch with this thing that is in no way shape or form the new Apple Watch!
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Jason Mraz Drops Some Knowledge

From DallasNews.com, Jason Mraz showing that he knows what’s up.

Q: If you could choose anyone to sing a duet with, who would it be?
A: Weird Al Yankovic. I grew up really loving his music and laughing at his jokes. He came up on the radar a couple of weeks ago with a new album, and I was really touched at his ability to sustain. I think he has had a hit in the last four decades: the ’80s, ’90s, 2000s and the teens. There are only two other artists who have done that: Michael Jackson and Madonna.

Source: DallasNews.com

brianmichaelbendis:

DC Universe by Jim Lee

Jim Lee is so freakin’ talented. I wish the current comics coming from Marvel’s Distinguished Competition were more readable.

brianmichaelbendis:

DC Universe by Jim Lee

Jim Lee is so freakin’ talented. I wish the current comics coming from Marvel’s Distinguished Competition were more readable.

johnrossbowie:

#Neesonsploitation

It’s true. #Neesonsploitation is now officially a genre all its own. Thank you johnrossbowie for pointing this out.

johnrossbowie:

#Neesonsploitation

It’s true. #Neesonsploitation is now officially a genre all its own. Thank you johnrossbowie for pointing this out.

Hey Now (Commentariat)
Want your daughter to stay a virgin? Just get here one of those enormous watch-phones. She'll be guaranteed not to be invited to even one party! ribzilla
3 September, 2014 14: 49
Wally is my spirit animal.
Also, read the comments, they’re funny and slightly insightful.
 (via Dilbert comic strip for 08/23/2014 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.)

Wally is my spirit animal.
Also, read the comments, they’re funny and slightly insightful.
(via Dilbert comic strip for 08/23/2014 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.)

Just under a third of us — 31 percent — have not downloaded a new app for our mobile phone in the past month and if we have almost certainly did not pay for it. The same research says that almost all of us — 90 percent — have never paid for a mobile app.
China Mobile, China’s largest telecommunications carrier, is huge. As of June of this year, China Mobile has over 790 million subscribers. That’s more than double the entire population of the United States.
In case you forgot how many people are in China, check out the quote above. Here’s the source (Reuters). Keep in mind that those 790 million subscribers aren’t EVERYONE in China.
Whatever. It’s a lot of freakin’ people.
Why Are Nintendo Characters in This Chinese Smartphone Promo? [Update]
That’s Captain frickin’ Carrot. Seriously. It is. (On the right. With the big “C”. And the carrot. And the rabbit ears. Because he’s a rabbit.) Are they insane?
"Captain Carrot - as you’ve never seen him before!"
There’s a reason for that.
Because he’s CAPTAIN CARROT!
Why? I understand, you know, comic books, they do stuff like this. But of all the characters to “revamp”, why on Earth (Earth-2, 3, 4, 5, 387) would you go to Captain Carrot? Will the rest of the Amazing Zoo Crew also get the Grant Morrison treatment?
I’m eversoslightly tempted to pick this up just to see what the hell is going on. If they do “Dark Zoo Crew”, that’ll be… there are no words. Actually, there is one word. Stupid. It would be stupid.
(via Multiversity #1 Cover A Regular Ivan Reis Cover - Midtown Comics)

That’s Captain frickin’ Carrot.
Seriously. It is. (On the right. With the big “C”. And the carrot. And the rabbit ears. Because he’s a rabbit.)
Are they insane?

"Captain Carrot - as you’ve never seen him before!"

There’s a reason for that.

Because he’s CAPTAIN CARROT!

Why? I understand, you know, comic books, they do stuff like this. But of all the characters to “revamp”, why on Earth (Earth-2, 3, 4, 5, 387) would you go to Captain Carrot? Will the rest of the Amazing Zoo Crew also get the Grant Morrison treatment?

I’m eversoslightly tempted to pick this up just to see what the hell is going on. If they do “Dark Zoo Crew”, that’ll be… there are no words. Actually, there is one word. Stupid. It would be stupid.

(via Multiversity #1 Cover A Regular Ivan Reis Cover - Midtown Comics)